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One of the best leagues we do every year is with our Fantasy Football Today podcast listeners. It's a 14-team PPR league, and the listeners to our show usually take part in some contest to earn a spot in this draft with Dave Richard, Heath Cummings, Adam Aizer, and I.

Some of the entries this year included a Brian McKnight song parody about our show, a Die Hard script related to Fantasy Football and a husband trying to give his wife a birthday present with an entry into the league. And then there was this story by Stefan Pejic.

Enjoy.

It happened over the summer Kenny Golladay's. My Kirk Cousins and I set up a Kareem Hunt-ing trip through the Robert Woods.

We were all Cam Newton to this, but we DeAndre Hopped in the Derek Carr and headed Terrance West. It was getting Orleans Darkwa, but we had to Kerryon Johnson. We arrived at the Devante Parker, but the Antonio Gates were closed!

Good Moncrief, we thought.

At that moment, our Andrew Luck really turned for the Hurst. I saw an Antonio Brown bear heading in a straight Greg Zuerlein in our direction. ... So we Devontae Booker-ed it.

There was nowhere to Carlos Hyde, so we ran to the Philip Rivers and jumped in the Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, how Rex Grossman it was, we were covered in Emmanuel Sanders and Charles Clay!

We eventually climbed up the Brandon Banks to strong safety. We needed to get to Tim Hightower ground for a more C.J. Prosise view of the Jarvis Landry, so I Delanie Walker-ed up the Tyreek Hill, through the Baker Mayfield, past the Josh Rosen bush and climbed the nearest Michael Crabtree.

I couldn't get a good grip on the Saquon Barkley. My foot slipped, and a Deion Branch came loose. It Brandon LaFell down and smacked me right in the Rex Burkhead. "It Zach Ertz!" I T.J. Yeldon pain.

It was clear it was time to Blake Abortles the trip. We Michael Gallup-ed our way to the nearest Hines medical Ward.

There was a nice Eli Manning there. He Dalvin Cook-ed us up a Big Ben Roethlisberger. I didn't have a Rashaad Penny to my name. "Don't worry," he said, "it's Royce Free, man."

They stitched up the Jay Cutler, and we were sent Patrick Mahomes.

All I can Zay Jones is I should never have Carson Wentz in the first place. Next time I get the Alex Collins to join a Theo Riddick-ulous trip to the James Wilderness, I'll just say Graham Gano!

Danny Amendola to that.

That story was amazing, as were the hundreds of entries we received, and I wish I could share them all with you. You guys are beyond creative. And kudos to Aizer for going through all the submissions. 

Our podcast listeners are awesome, and you guys make our show with your emails and interaction. For anyone who hasn't listened to our podcast, you can find it here, and hopefully we help you with our Fantasy advice all throughout the year.

As for this draft, a 14-team league is always a challenge because the talent pool thins out quickly. Even though it's a PPR league, my approach was to get quality running back depth with at least two standout receivers, and hopefully land a talented quarterback and tight end.

Picking at No. 2 overall, I started with Le'Veon Bell, and I got Doug Baldwin and Stefon Diggs at the Round 2-3 turn. I was then able to get Kerryon Johnson in Round 4, Mark Ingram in Round 5, Chris Carson in Round 6 and Tevin Coleman in Round 7.

I achieved my goal at running back and got two receivers I love. But in hindsight, I wish that I passed on Carson for another receiver like Will Fuller, Randall Cobb, Kenny Stills or Pierre Garcon, who all went in Round 7. With Carson, I was looking at an Ingram replacement during his four-game suspension to open the year, and Carson should still have a prominent role with the Seahawks during that stretch. We'll see how that works out.

My reserve receivers are Calvin Ridley, Taywan Taylor and Tyler Lockett, although I plan to upgrade on Lockett once waivers are open. And I waited on quarterback and tight end and still got a breakout candidate in David Njoku in Round 10, as well as Jared Goff in Round 12.

Part of the reason I waited so long on quarterback was because I drafted the Jaguars DST in Round 11. I was thrilled with that pick, and if Goff struggles, I still have guys like Jameis Winston, Eli Manning, Derek Carr, Dak Prescott and Tyrod Taylor, among others, on waivers.

In this league, all touchdowns are worth six points, and we award one point for every 10 yards rushing and receiving and one point for every 25 yards passing. We also award one point for every reception. We feature a starting lineup of QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, FLEX (RB/WR/TE), K and DST. There will also be five reserve spots for a 14-round draft.

Our draft order is as follows: 

  1. Dave Richard, Senior Fantasy Writer/Phil Klein: Government Employee from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Playing Fantasy since 2010.
  2. Jamey Eisenberg, Senior Fantasy Writer
  3. Elliot Nolan: Medical Sales Representative from Port Charlotte, FL. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  4. Anne Feeney: Stay at home mom/SAT Prep Teacher from Barnegat, NJ. Playing Fantasy since 2011.
  5. Heath Cummings, Senior Fantasy Writer
  6. Adam Aizer, Podcast Host
  7. Brooks Peel: Weather Officer in the Air Force from Alexandria, VA. Playing Fantasy since 2008.
  8. Paul Pierorazio: Operations Manager from New York, NY. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  9. Kevin Hesselink: CNC Machinist from Highland, IN. Playing Fantasy since 2007.
  10. Stefan Pejic: Manager for TSN Sportscentre from Toronto. Playing Fantasy since 2009.
  11. David Kwee: Attorney from Sound Beach, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
  12. Jarek Wigness: Civil Engineer from Williston, ND. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  13. Todd Gleason: Writer/editor from Portland, OR. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  14. Joseph Russo: Lieutenant for the New York City Fire Department from Brooklyn, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
Round By Round
Round 1
Pos Team Player
1 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
2 No One Of Consequence
3 Adam Aizer
4 Dave Richard
5 Heath Cummings
6 Elliot Smilowitz
7 Ryan Jacobs
8 Go Noles!
9 Too Hot To Hoot
10 street smart Blake
11 Kootang Clan
12 Greg Wehn
13 Somebody Named Matt
14 AaaBeeCeeDee
Round 2
Pos Team Player
15 AaaBeeCeeDee
16 Somebody Named Matt
17 Greg Wehn
18 Kootang Clan
19 street smart Blake
20 Too Hot To Hoot
21 Go Noles!
22 Ryan Jacobs
23 Elliot Smilowitz
24 Heath Cummings
25 Dave Richard
26 Adam Aizer
27 No One Of Consequence
28 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Round 3
Pos Team Player
29 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
30 No One Of Consequence
31 Adam Aizer
32 Dave Richard
33 Heath Cummings
34 Elliot Smilowitz
35 Ryan Jacobs
36 Go Noles!
37 Too Hot To Hoot
38 street smart Blake
39 Kootang Clan
40 Greg Wehn
41 Somebody Named Matt
42 AaaBeeCeeDee
Round 4
Pos Team Player
43 AaaBeeCeeDee
44 Somebody Named Matt
45 Greg Wehn
46 Kootang Clan
47 street smart Blake
48 Too Hot To Hoot
49 Go Noles!
50 Ryan Jacobs
51 Elliot Smilowitz
52 Heath Cummings
53 Dave Richard
54 Adam Aizer
55 No One Of Consequence
56 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Round 5
Pos Team Player
57 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
58 No One Of Consequence
59 Adam Aizer
60 Dave Richard
61 Heath Cummings
62 Elliot Smilowitz
63 Ryan Jacobs
64 Go Noles!
65 Too Hot To Hoot
66 street smart Blake
67 Kootang Clan
68 Greg Wehn
69 Somebody Named Matt
70 AaaBeeCeeDee
Round 6
Pos Team Player
71 AaaBeeCeeDee
72 Somebody Named Matt
73 Greg Wehn
74 Kootang Clan
75 street smart Blake
76 Too Hot To Hoot
77 Go Noles!
78 Ryan Jacobs
79 Elliot Smilowitz
80 Heath Cummings
81 Dave Richard
82 Adam Aizer
83 No One Of Consequence
84 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Round 7
Pos Team Player
85 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
86 No One Of Consequence
87 Adam Aizer
88 Dave Richard
89 Heath Cummings
90 Elliot Smilowitz
91 Ryan Jacobs
92 Go Noles!
93 Too Hot To Hoot
94 street smart Blake
95 Kootang Clan
96 Greg Wehn
97 Somebody Named Matt
98 AaaBeeCeeDee
Round 8
Pos Team Player
99 AaaBeeCeeDee
100 Somebody Named Matt
101 Greg Wehn
102 Kootang Clan
103 street smart Blake
104 Too Hot To Hoot
105 Go Noles!
106 Ryan Jacobs
107 Elliot Smilowitz
108 Heath Cummings
109 Dave Richard
110 Adam Aizer
111 No One Of Consequence
112 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Round 9
Pos Team Player
113 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
114 No One Of Consequence
115 Adam Aizer
116 Dave Richard
117 Heath Cummings
118 Elliot Smilowitz
119 Ryan Jacobs
120 Go Noles!
121 Too Hot To Hoot
122 street smart Blake
123 Kootang Clan
124 Greg Wehn
125 Somebody Named Matt
126 AaaBeeCeeDee
Round 10
Pos Team Player
127 AaaBeeCeeDee
128 Somebody Named Matt
129 Greg Wehn
130 Kootang Clan
131 street smart Blake
132 Too Hot To Hoot
133 Go Noles!
134 Ryan Jacobs
135 Elliot Smilowitz
136 Heath Cummings
137 Dave Richard
138 Adam Aizer
139 No One Of Consequence
140 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Round 11
Pos Team Player
141 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
142 No One Of Consequence
143 Adam Aizer
144 Dave Richard
145 Heath Cummings
146 Elliot Smilowitz
147 Ryan Jacobs
148 Go Noles!
149 Too Hot To Hoot
150 street smart Blake
151 Kootang Clan
152 Greg Wehn
153 Somebody Named Matt
154 AaaBeeCeeDee
Round 12
Pos Team Player
155 AaaBeeCeeDee
156 Somebody Named Matt
157 Greg Wehn
158 Kootang Clan
159 street smart Blake
160 Too Hot To Hoot
161 Go Noles!
162 Ryan Jacobs
163 Elliot Smilowitz
164 Heath Cummings
165 Dave Richard
166 Adam Aizer
167 No One Of Consequence
168 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Round 13
Pos Team Player
169 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
170 No One Of Consequence
171 Adam Aizer
172 Dave Richard
173 Heath Cummings
174 Elliot Smilowitz
175 Ryan Jacobs
176 Go Noles!
177 Too Hot To Hoot
178 street smart Blake
179 Kootang Clan
180 Greg Wehn
181 Somebody Named Matt
182 AaaBeeCeeDee
Round 14
Pos Team Player
183 AaaBeeCeeDee
184 Somebody Named Matt
185 Greg Wehn
186 Kootang Clan
187 street smart Blake
188 Too Hot To Hoot
189 Go Noles!
190 Ryan Jacobs
191 Elliot Smilowitz
192 Heath Cummings
193 Dave Richard
194 Adam Aizer
195 No One Of Consequence
196 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Round 15
Pos Team Player
197 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
198 No One Of Consequence
199 Adam Aizer
200 Dave Richard
201 Heath Cummings
202 Elliot Smilowitz
203 Ryan Jacobs
204 Go Noles!
205 Too Hot To Hoot
206 street smart Blake
207 Kootang Clan
208 Greg Wehn
209 Somebody Named Matt
210 AaaBeeCeeDee
Team by Team
Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Rd Pk Player
1 1
2 28
3 29
4 56
5 57
6 84
7 85
8 112
9 113
10 140
11 141
12 168
13 169
14 196
15 197
No One Of Consequence
Rd Pk Player
1 2
2 27
3 30
4 55
5 58
6 83
7 86
8 111
9 114
10 139
11 142
12 167
13 170
14 195
15 198
Adam Aizer
Rd Pk Player
1 3
2 26
3 31
4 54
5 59
6 82
7 87
8 110
9 115
10 138
11 143
12 166
13 171
14 194
15 199
Dave Richard
Rd Pk Player
1 4
2 25
3 32
4 53
5 60
6 81
7 88
8 109
9 116
10 137
11 144
12 165
13 172
14 193
15 200
Heath Cummings
Rd Pk Player
1 5
2 24
3 33
4 52
5 61
6 80
7 89
8 108
9 117
10 136
11 145
12 164
13 173
14 192
15 201
Elliot Smilowitz
Rd Pk Player
1 6
2 23
3 34
4 51
5 62
6 79
7 90
8 107
9 118
10 135
11 146
12 163
13 174
14 191
15 202
Ryan Jacobs
Rd Pk Player
1 7
2 22
3 35
4 50
5 63
6 78
7 91
8 106
9 119
10 134
11 147
12 162
13 175
14 190
15 203
Go Noles!
Rd Pk Player
1 8
2 21
3 36
4 49
5 64
6 77
7 92
8 105
9 120
10 133
11 148
12 161
13 176
14 189
15 204
Too Hot To Hoot
Rd Pk Player
1 9
2 20
3 37
4 48
5 65
6 76
7 93
8 104
9 121
10 132
11 149
12 160
13 177
14 188
15 205
street smart Blake
Rd Pk Player
1 10
2 19
3 38
4 47
5 66
6 75
7 94
8 103
9 122
10 131
11 150
12 159
13 178
14 187
15 206
Kootang Clan
Rd Pk Player
1 11
2 18
3 39
4 46
5 67
6 74
7 95
8 102
9 123
10 130
11 151
12 158
13 179
14 186
15 207
Greg Wehn
Rd Pk Player
1 12
2 17
3 40
4 45
5 68
6 73
7 96
8 101
9 124
10 129
11 152
12 157
13 180
14 185
15 208
Somebody Named Matt
Rd Pk Player
1 13
2 16
3 41
4 44
5 69
6 72
7 97
8 100
9 125
10 128
11 153
12 156
13 181
14 184
15 209
AaaBeeCeeDee
Rd Pk Player
1 14
2 15
3 42
4 43
5 70
6 71
7 98
8 99
9 126
10 127
11 154
12 155
13 182
14 183
15 210

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