Rory McIlroy recently won the Irish Open in stunning fashion. According to his pal David Feherty, Rors enjoyed the spoils of his victory.
"Rory got wrecked," Feherty told Irish Golf Desk. "But not totally wrecked. He needed a couple of Advil this morning. He didn't do a Clarkey [a reference to Darren Clarke]. I remember using Clarkey as a piece of furniture after Sam [Torrance's] Ryder Cup at the Belfry in 2002. He was lying like a wounded Cape buffalo on the floor and Jesper Parnevik used one side of him and I used the other as a sofa until he woke up."
Oh, Feherty.
The part-comic, part-announcer who recently went on HBO to discuss his struggles with depression also said he gets a ... well, an erection ... when talking about Rory's game.
"It's hard for me to commentate on Rory in the US without a massive [expletive] because I love the kid and want him to do well," Feherty told Irish Golf Desk. "I got here in time to see the last few holes [of the Irish Open], which as all you needed to see. How about those for a couple of shots? Nobody make the game look more beautiful that he does when he plays like that. Just fabulous."
Oh, and if you wanted to know what Rory getting "wrecked" looked like, it probably ended like this.
How did Rory McIlroy get shirtless and in a kilt after the Ryder Cup win? He isn't sure: http://t.co/WhbpTMvxBWpic.twitter.com/hdEYJE16Wh
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