Marlins closer Heath Bell appears to be wearing an outfit straight out of a Dazed and Confused themed porno. So from inside an elevator, he took a picture of himself to distribute to all his Twitter followers.

Meanwhile, Bell has put together five straight scoreless outings on the mound, which includes four saves. If the wardrobe choice has anything to do with the streak, he's gotta keep going with it. As Crash Davis long ago taught us, "never *&%# with a winning streak."

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