In an inspired decision that seems plucked from spectral mind of Charlie Finley or Bill Veeck, the Diamondbacks on Saturday night conducted a promotional giveaway that should already be the stuff of legend. Admire:

Ryan Roberts Tattoo Sleeve

That, friends, is a Ryan Roberts tattoo sleeve, and that, friends, is what the Diamondbacks bestowed upon the first 20,000 to show up to Saturday night's eventual loss to the Giants.

By all means, compare the sleeve to the original artifact ...

Ryan Roberts

The least shocking thing about this story is that the tat sleeve is already on eBay and is already looking like an appreciating asset.

(HT: Bugs and Cranks)