NFL-Solomon's Totally Twisted Power Rankings 2

NFL-Solomon's Totally Twisted Power Rankings 2

If you get what is going on here, then great. If you want to argue about where I put your team or you're gonna cry, then I don't hear you... nyah, nyah, nyah.

1)--Colts - Wow was that cool watching the Patriots lose to them forever cementing Belichick as being just as bone headed as anyone else, and another Tom Buttchin loss to the league's best QB, Peyton, brother of Eli Mediocre.
2)--Steelers - the Steelers are actually the best team in the league without question. They are also unfortunately for their own fans, great humanitarians too. They have engineered to lose 3 games to prevent fans of other NFL teams from slitting their wrists from the Steelers complete dominance.
3)--Vikings - Great team, only met 1 team greater so far.
4)--Saints - Sold on Brees, Sold on their defense, still don't like the Coach SP.
5)--Chargers - in spite of irregardless, they are improving and go here, too bad Rivers cries so much.
6)--Broncos - Nobody on their team fainted or died of shock having to play an awesome team like the Steelers.
7)--Cardinals - another futile division championship on the way.
8)--Eagles - they are about to chart the graph of MC Hammer's success.
9)--Texans - That stat whore**** Schaub needs to stop playing "I'm Drew Brees" and get him some rings.
10)-Falcons - There is a gear missing here, like "World of the Wards" instead of "War of the Worlds".
11)-Cowboys  - This is as high as they are allowed to go until they win a playoff game. Sorry, it's the rules.
12)-Ravens - they are here because this is where I think they belong. Too bad they already have two more losses coming their way. (@Pgh and VsPgh)
13)-Bengals - hey, I don't want to put them to low, they did beat the Steelers twice (wink,wink) So I put them here at "lucky" 13, hey, break a leg fellas.
14)-Jets, that's right Cinci, you're just a little bit better than the Jets. Jets, you suck for your record.
15)-Packers - Hmmmm, the middle of the Pack. heh-heh.
16)-Panthers - Breaking News - Coach Fox sells his soul to Satan to keep Bill Cowher's breath off his neck for 1 more year.
17)-Giants - Just get rid of the Mediocre Manning already. With Eli, the Giants are like Usain Bolt with leg irons on.
18)-Da Bears - Ha-ha, Cutler, no seriously, ha-ha...
19)-San fransicko - does the whole team need Tamaflu?
20)-Titans - Hope you guys learned your lesson. Chin up, you could be the Browns.
21)-Fins - Nice heart, find some talent.
22)-Seahags - Being punished with bad Karma for crappy fans that still whine and cry like little girls about how unfair XL was.
23)-Chiefs - I'll be nice to the most doomed team this week.
24)-Redskins - Hey, nice Bronco busting. Fun isn't it? Everyone's doing it these days.
25)-Lions - all the teams below them will stay there.
26)-Bills - this team is all used up. I have  some love for them though, once I got a kiss from one of the Buffalo Jill cheerleaders.
27)-Jags - they suck, but still could make the playoffs. One of God's jokes this year.
28)-Patriots - Evil is its own punishment.
29)-Raiders - Quick fix: Find Al Davis's coffin during the daytime and stake him.
30)-Tampa Bay - They ticked me off when their D rivaled Pgh's. Glad to see them slump. Ha-ha!
31)-Rams - The Greatest Show of Turds. Way to lay log after log Rams.
32)-Browns - Time to Euthanize?

Thanks for the explanation, completely understand your rankings now.