Big 12 Football

Hope you guys have a good sense of humor, I saw this and had to share..
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Subject: Southern Football

(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
.....Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one
room?
.....A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
....Grease her hips and push. (Also helps if you have a salt lick
about five feet inside the door.)

(4) How do you get an Okla. State graduate off your porch?
....Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
.....To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
.....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football
player's life?
......His freshman year.

(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen football players does it take to
change a light bulb?
......None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
......Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would
never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
......You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.<o:p></o:p>

BOOMER SOONER. GO BIG 12..

BIG 12 North South

Sorry

Had to Share

Big 12 Games for Week 9