MIAMI -- On Monday came one of the more boring media days in recent memory. The numbers of freaks, strippers and jackasses were low and there was just one puppet dude.
Media day was so bad Bill Polian skipped it. He faces a fine from the NFL. That's how low wattage media day was: Polian is willing to eat a fine to miss it.
The manufactured plot lines are asinine. Dwight Freeney's injury is significant but the attention given to it has reached ridiculous levels. It's Dwight Freeney, not the Dalai Lama. When Gregg Williams, the defensive coordinator for the Saints, said he desires to rough up Peyton Manning it was a pedestrian statement from an egomaniac and it didn't deserve the hand wringing it's received.
The media is reaching because there's no buzz here. Very little. At least so far. No one is saying anything. The teams are being extremely careful about their words and actions.
That's great for the teams and the correct course but with few combustible or even interesting personalities it leads to a boring week.
And this has been a really boring week so far.
For the first time that I can remember many of the players from both teams looked well rested and I mean extremely well rested. It was noticeable. I doubt if many of these players will be visiting South Beach much.
The good news? Because of the professionalism of these teams the game might be outstanding. Their noses are too buried in their playbooks to party so the game might be extremely crisp.
At least that's the hope.
